I hope you have to have a heart bypass one day. And let me be clear: not because I want your life to be in danger, but because I want you to have to eat healthy food for the rest of your life. Every time you ate spinach (or whatever food you think is yucky) would be a victory for all thinking people worldwide. see here and hereIn some kind of twisted logic I still do not understand, my old buddy Dave believes that if you are overweight you are stupid. He still propagates this theory.* If you are not overweight, I guess you are smart? I suppose that is why we see so many Nobel Prizes for physics going to starving Ethiopians? Anyway, according to Dave, I am fat therefore I am stupid. He has repeatedly stated this theory even though I weigh between 2 and 6 pounds above my ideal weight for my height. This is true today and it was true in May.
But there is a ray of sunshine visible at the end of the tunnel. I am going to eat some spinach and other veggies. I am going to eat more healthy altogether. You see, wishes do come true. At least sorta.
Last week I was diagnosed with type II diabetes. I poke myself twice a day and take some pills. I will have to watch my diet and change my eating habits. Some of my favorite meals are off the list for a while -- potatoes, noodles, white bread, pie, soft drinks. Healthy foods are in the plan.
As soon as I get my sugar controlled I will be smart! My Mensa application is filled out and stamped.
I know certain of you will be disappointed -- after all it was not a heart attack. But it is all about the means to the end, right?
Watch the news, thinking people worldwide will be celebrating their victory!
I hope there are fireworks. I like fireworks.
* Seriously the guy has some real issues with overweight people. I don't know if he did not get enough to eat as a kid and blames fat people? Or perhaps he is a closet chubby chaser. Maybe he was the fat kid who got picked on in school? Was he abandoned by an overweight parent? He needs some help.